Anonymous asked: Escargoancitizen: Psst! Hermitcrabthenian! Can you give me relationship advice?
…This has something to do with the blender chick, doesn’t it?
So since Escargoancitizen has been gone all month and I’m bored, I decided to make one of these Tumblr things you people have been going on about.
So send me some questions and maybe I’ll remember to answer them.